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The ultimate band name!

August 1st, 2006

Band names are important.

If I had any tallent, and was actually in a band, our name would be something like this:

RAGE AGAINST THE NINE INCH KORN HOLE!!

Oh yeah…. that’s the perfect band name.

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Yes, I know I need to post more

July 31st, 2006

Yet again with the “you need to post more” emails!

Yes, I know this.

And I actually do post fairly often, just not here.  If you want to see the scoop on what’s down at Casa de Tone, you need to hit my other site, toneparsons.com.

Of course, when something truely pisses me off, you’ll find a rant about it here.

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OMFG!!! An update!!!

July 20th, 2006

Yes, netizens, I, the humble webmaster, am still alive and kicking.

Well… alive, anyway.

Life has been busy, work has been sucking much buttock, and I’ve had a house full of company. But all is good in the land of WWBD now, for I have discovered the secret to never ending happiness…

Lottery tickets!

Yes, I will indeed win the big prize, and then I shall use my new found wealth to dominate the world with an iron fist.

Of course, if that doesn’t work out, I’ll just keep doing what I have been.

Other useless stuff: I found a spiffy new website, Logopond. It’s a place where you can upload a logo that you’ve created and have it reviewed by “peers”. Of course, “peers” is a very subjective word. In reality, it’s reviewed by any smacktard with an internet connection. You can find my portfolio here.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry

June 29th, 2006

I had intended on writing something rather witty and perhaps extremely offensive today.

Instead, I woke up with the back from hell.

I’m feeling surly, but not so much that I feel the driving need to roast religion, politics, the NRA, or even stupid people.

Perhaps tomorrow.

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I need to update more often.

June 27th, 2006

I’ve decided that I’m going to start a new category on the old website: Stupid Shit.

It will be filled with things that I hate, things that piss me off, etc.

It’s gonna be chock full of stuff (because I’m finding that the whole damn world pisses me off).

I already have the first 6 posts in my head. Yes, they will offend some, no I don’t care. Oh… and a preemptive strike for you. If you find offence at something I say and feel the need to post a comment to flame me… you will be mocked, viciously.

So… buckle up, buttercup, and prepare for the ride.