Sadists… all of ’em!
I’m pretty sure that anyone who wants to be a physical therapist does so out of a drive to cause pain to others. Sure… they could have become dentists, but that takes too long. Physical therapy is the quick path to legal torture.
I had my weekly “We will bend this until you beg for mercy” session today. It started like it always does, some friendly chit-chat, the “oh… why don’t you ride the stationary bike for a while” and then they coyly tell you to get out of your clothes and to put on those gym shorts.
Let the games begin!
They began with the ultrasonic massage… that’s not too bad. Then the deep tissue hand massage… again, not too bad. Then, when I was all relaxed and feeling pretty good about myself, she grabs my damn leg and hoists it to the sky.
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *tear*
Hoist one leg until I scream… hold it there until you can see the veins in my forehead pulse like a rabid weasel, then relax it! When the first leg goes numb, grab the other one! Repeat until you make me pass out.
I seriously doubt that I’ll be able to get out of bed tomorrow.
I am sorry to hear about that. Ouch. I am not flexible either…so I definately don’t expect you to be either. All I have to say is OUCH!
1Ahhh, grow a set, you big wussy! You men are all alike, cry like babies every time you have a little owie, sniffle or fusion….
2Egad! Sorry, tough crowd tonight. I tried to come to your defense, but dang!
Aw heck, who am I kidding – I about died laughing when she said that! Nothin’ but love.
3Oh, no! My wife’s comment vanished? We crossed the line?
Well, there goes my reputation.
**Edit by bio**
It didn’t disapear… it just hadn’t been approved yet (it shows when you first post, but only to you. Then it waits in the ether for me to come along and approve it). It’s here, life is good, yadda, yadda, yadda.
4holy batman robin!
5What’s a sadist?
6Apparently, my children are.
They cause me unending pain and financial discomfort.
They’re for sale, if you’re interested.
7I will buy the older one and say mommy….Look what I brought home. heheh.
8I will take em both for 2 bucks and a pizza, if you have no objections to slavery!
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