Yup… I don’t have much to say.
April 26th, 2005I haven’t had much to say for a bit.
Um… sorry. I lead a boring life.
So… I will attempt to jazz my life up a bit to entertain you, the humble reader. I will go out with my friends, drink heavily, go to the nudie bar, noisily return home at 3am, and attempt to get some lovin’ from the wife.
I will live on the edge (or in close proximity to it) just to make you happy.
Gone are those days when I live life as an average man… going to work, paying my bills, and stopping for pedestrians at cross walks. I will live life to the fullest, regardless of the consequences!
I begin my sojourn into the life of adventure by going to Wendy’s and ordering a bowl of chili. I will savor each and every bite, regardless of what’s in it.
In related news:
Anna Ayala (a.k.a. the “Wendy’s Chili Finger” lady) has been charged with attempted grand theft for the $2.5 million in losses the Wendy’s chain has suffered. She’s also charged with stealing $11,000 from a non-english speaking immigrant (she “sold” a trailer she didn’t own to someone who didn’t know any better).
It’s about damn time. Let this be a warning shot across the bow of scammers and con-artists who file frivolous lawsuits in their pursuit of the almighty dollar! If she’s found guilty, I hope that two things happen:
- She gets the maximum possible sentance
- Wendy’s sues her into the dirt
They need to freeze her assets right now so they can’t be disposed of.
I am suing you! I found a severed buttock in my web browser and I know it came from visiting this site! Oh and btw wanna buy a house on the south hill? I will sell it way below market value if you pay cash