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I have a dream

April 20, 2005 By: bio Category: General

I woke up around 5am this morning from a bad dream.

I dreamt that I was walking out of the store and caught someone siphoning the gas out of my car. A fight ensued, and they took off. In my dream, I tried to get in my car and chase them down, but I ran out of gas just as I got out of the parking lot.

Perhaps that’s my subconscious telling me that with the price of gas today, I should buy a locking gas cap.

Of course, if I believed in Freud, my gas tank would represent my mothers womb, the hose used to steal the gas would be my fathers penis, and the whole thing would mean that I was angry from being born (and I wanted to sleep with my sister).

Or something.

Note: with the price of gas nowadays, my wife wondered if stealing a full tank is now considered a felony.

0 Comments to “I have a dream”


  1. Painted says:

    I just bought a car…an my mom would not let me get it without the locking gas cap or the locking gas door. Mine has the gas door. It is by the driver’s seat. Sometimes you have to open the trunk. LOL. Well my point is, you should get one anyway because you don’t know what moron would come by and think…oh it would be funny to stick something (Sugar Water, Vegetable oil,or urine) in your gas tank. My mom has dual exhaust and my brother Jayson stuck the hose up it and let it run. I ever catch them doing that to my car…I’ll make sure I don’t miss.

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  2. pigman says:

    I hear every once in a while, you do sleep with Eddie’s sister…

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