White Woman Black Dog

Apparently my physicians have decided that it’s time for me to clean up.

I’ve been on a lot of pain pills for the past couple years… some serious ones for the last 9 months.

Effective today, I go from 120mg/day of morphine sulfate to 0.

I don’t feel so good at the moment… may not post agagin for a bit. Pry gonna sleep a lot.

Joy!

Once again, we’ve decided to sell the honda.

So… if you’re interested, here’s the skinny one more time:

2001 Honda Shadow Ace 750 Deluxe
Only has 3,690 miles. Comes with windshield, solo luggage rack, saddle bag guards, all manuals and rear seat. Under extended warranty until April ‘05 (warranty is fully transferable). The bike is in near mint condition!

Price: $4,300 firm (that’s a price reduction from the last time I offered it)

Sorry about the lack of updates the past few days.

I could give you a thousand reasons on why I haven’t been more active with the site, but it all boils down to one thing: I feel like shit.

Granted, it’s a different feeling than I had prior to the surgery, and the pain I had before seems to be gone (Yay!!), but the healing process is gonna take a while.

I have learned a few things during my downtime though. My wife (who is wonderful beyond words) can be easily irritated with my “jokes”. Here’s a list of things that I’m no longer allowed to do:

During a sponge bath:

I’m bored.

Every day is pretty much like the day before, so I’ve got a lot of free time on my hands. So… I’m looking for pretty much ANYTHING to do.

Today’s project: make wallpaper for anyone who’s interested.

So here you go.. wallpaper ala WWBD! All you need to do is click the link for the size you’d like, then “right-click”, “set as background” (if you’re using IE).

Download 640×480
Download 800×600
Download 1024×768

Spiffy!

How was your memorial day?

Things at Casa de WWBD were mellow. We did the typical roasting of a dead animal on the grill and downed a few 12oz beverages.

Whatta country!

I ordered a PC for my son today (or at least a collection of parts that once assembled will become a PC). I had originally thought to order a new system for myself and give him my old one, but with my being out of work and all, I went cheaper and ordered him a mirror image of what I have (more or less). Of course, his will be much fancier (a case with a window, lighted fans, ect.). Hopefully he’ll like it.

Today’s keyword searches
Here is the list of keywords people used to find this website today (as of 11:34am PST):
“amatures, the flinstones, thrat, woman and dog pictures, dog woman, sexxy, quake ii skin ,lean quisine, nasty butts, ahoy reunion, high school drag queen contest ”

Why most of those brought them to my page is beyond me… but it is wildly entertaining!

And finally…
A pic of me in my brace: smoking and drinking beer

Step back, ladies… there’s plenty of me to go around. Grrrrrowl!