White Woman Black Dog

Christmas^tm is nearly upon us.

For those of you who desperately want to buy me a gift, yet have no idea wtf you get me, let me assist!

Here is a list of cool crap I just can’t live without:

Alienware Aurora Extreme: stock model is ok… I can always beef it up later

It’s hump day! <insert round of applause here>

I had a couple of personal days left at work (days off with pay), so I took the last two days to sit on my couch and veg.

Well…. not exactly veg… with Christmas^TM coming up, there was shopping to do, a tree to put up, and decorations to dig out and hang everywhere. Yes indeedy folks, it’s festive at Casa de Toné.

I also took a few hours off to watch the new Battlestar Galactica series on the SciFi channel. I never understand why people get so upset with remakes, interpretations, prequels, etc.. It’s not life changing, soul enriching, and it won’t pay your mortgage. It’s entertainment.

Die hard BG fans can kiss my lily white ass, because I enjoyed it.

I know, I know! Such a blatant statement will enrage the masses of rabid Taco Bell working Battlestar Galactica fans out there, so let me make a preemptive strike and tell you how I’ll react to your vehement protests: I will mock you if you send me email, post a comment on this site, or on the forum. I’m sure such mocking will have little effect on you.. your nearly immune after a lifetime of it, but it will make me smile, and that’s all I care about. So step away from the keyboard and make me my damn chalupa, bitch!

Once again I’ve come up with virtually nothing to post, yet feel compelled to post something.

So, I offer you this picture and the chance to type in your own caption (oooooh, interactive fun!!)

The image was taken while our fearless leader was in Iraq.

Type your own joke here:

And speaking of the man who was appointed President… do you think he’ll finally get elected to office in 2004? Click “comments” below to leave your opinion.

I guess it’s time for an update.

Um… not much to say today. So… rather than rambling just to fill in space, I submit to you, the loyal reader, a dead cow: